August 22, 2012

Conversation with a six-year-old

“Why are all the bathroom doors shut?”

“Because I pooped in one of them.”

“Which one?”

“The upstairs one. That’s mine.”

“Did you flush it?”

“Yes.” Pause. “Um… wait…”

“Would you like me to check for you when I go upstairs?”

“Yes, please. And if I didn’t, could you please flush it?”

No one ever said my kids are rude. Gross, yes, but not rude.

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  • Reply Coco Rogers August 22, 2012 at 1:52 pm

    This made my morning!

  • Reply Poker Chick August 22, 2012 at 2:42 pm

    Yesterday mini and I had a convo about why you flush after poop but not always peeing because she didn’t understand why. So funny the things they say.

  • Reply WendyElissa August 22, 2012 at 3:51 pm

    At first I was confused about who was speaking first. I thought YOU had closed all the doors to hide a poop. Then I figured it out:).

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